DATE OF BIRTH:

SEX:

SEXUALITY: bisexual

AGE: 30

RELATIONSHIP TO OWNER: sexualenemymum

SPECIAL HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS: must be kept moist at all times and fed with hubbun, a drug harvested from the nipples of the deep sea frogonly found off the coast of clear island west corkireland.

OWNER COMMENTS: do not attempt to touch unless 50% violent, 40% sexual, and 10% fear.

BODY DESCRIPTION: This body has a large glass feminine head, a medium glass masculine torso, a small cloudy feminine left arm, a small cloudy feminine right arm, a large concrete masculine left leg, and a large concrete masculine right leg.